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September 26, 2006

Somehow I wasted an hour with Sarah finding weird sites. O__o;; It all started out with Googling random things...

For example (this is for Koki), if you Google P-) the first page you get is White Space! :o Magic.. xD

Eventually, I ended up with The Mechanical Contrivium, which is quite interesting...

...but Sarah found The INFINITE Teen Slang Dictionary. XD "Maximilian Santana!"

And then there was this Prior-Art-O-Matic. LOL.


Janvi is an alcoholic drink that secretes a sticky glue! It keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours and is perfectly safe to use.

Sarah is a burglar alarm! It plays a selection of current chart hits!

Koki is a rocket launcher that runs on six little wheels! It is powered by clockwork.
Kyle is a rocket launcher that runs on six little wheels! It is powered by clockwork. (<---THIS IS WHAT IT SAID! :O srsly!)

Dennis is a fax machine that stays sharp forever! It comes with its own storage kennel and traps mice in a humane fashion.

Tansen is a security camera that rotates at high speed! It is two inches tall.

Chungster is a sandwich-toaster that cuts through stone as if it were butter!

Lamquake is a pair of sunglasses that's great for hammering in nails!

Alina is like a normal sock, but it detects explosives.

Siu-Yuan is a greetings card that can be used by children! It doesn't always work and can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds.

Balex is a razor that moulds to fit its user, floats in water and will not work outside of the UK.

Halex is infinite.

Aida is a handgun that uses the Amazon API, works in the rain and improves blood clotting.

Cindy is a freezer! It revolves!

Max is an answering machine that talks!

Stevie is a bubble-car that keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks and flashes at intervals.

Yi Yi is a toothbrush! It makes amusing belching noises!

Kass is a sticky label! It plays a selection of current chart hits!

Trev is a wrapping paper that makes you invisible! It catches fire very easily.

Lloyd is a piece of string that can cook small meals! It shreds documents.


Comments (3)

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
I love you. How can Kyle and I be the same? Weird.

lol

hahahahhaha i like the slang dictionary

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