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September 29, 2009

The only thing I can compare reading about sports games to is reading about war battles: I can read the whole thing three times and still not understand what happened. Except I usually give up after the first try.

That is, if I ever get past the first try.

I just read three different articles about the US vs. Cameroon match in the Under-20 World Cupblahblahblah.

I don't even know what I'm talking about.

Anyway, they all sounded different, and the only facts I got out of all of those that seemed to be consistent were:

• The US team won 4-1.
• The US head coach made changes to the lineup. Or something.
• There was an injury involved. Sometime...I think.

Yeah, this sports article is totally going to write itself. ;_;

Also, I just watched Bend It Like Beckham this weekend, and I keep getting distracted by thoughts of Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Arghhhh.

Yes. I am procrastinating on writing by writing. So sue me.

Also, The Smoke Signal's watching Wicked in November! "Defying Gravity" will be the very very best. I promise I will also try my very very best to refrain from singing/humming along to "Popular" and "Dancing Through Life". Also, Adam Lambert still makes the cutest Fiyero.

Also, I still have 24 unwritten lines of sportsy goodness sitting in my Word document. They are making fun of me.

I swear.