Presidential Emergencies

Clinton, Gore and Bush all end up in a foreign jungle, captives of hostile rebels, and are going to face a firing squad.

Clinton is first, and as he is placed against the wall he thinks quickly and shouts "Earthquake!". The frightened soldiers run away and he escapes in other direction.

Gore is not forgotten, however, and soon he is facing the moment of truth. Taking a clue from his former boss, at the right moment he shouts "Tornado!", and the soldiers again run in fright, allowing him to escape.

They quickly reassemble, and Bush faces the final test. He too has seen the light, and so he shouts .......

Fire!

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