Bloopers
Flavors offered at an Episcopal Ice Cream Social:
Prayerbook Parfait (1982 version)
Plain Vanilla, III
Coffee Hour Crunch
Mitre Melon
Bishop's Blend
Pears of the People
Canterberries 'n' Cream
He Is Raisin
Thurible Swirl
Kiwi A Liaison
NEW (at least most of them) Church Bulletin Bloopers:
- Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
- Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
- The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
- The sermon this morning: 'Jesus walks on the water'. The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus'.
- Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
- Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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