This is a page on humor. But not to worry, there will be no "unclean" jokes. I don't like them very much either. But for you that like them, go to my links to joke pages. But stay at my page! It's better! Well you can go to other places, but I recommend, for the best jokes to stay here at this page.

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Yo Mama Jokes

• Joke:Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "I asked for your weight! Not your number!
  
• Joke:Yo mommas sooo fat that her clothes only come in three sizes,''Huge'',''Jumbo'' and, ''O MY GOD ITS COMING TOWARDS US''.
  
• Joke:Yo mama's so stupid, she only got one thing on her mind, and she can't remember it!
  
• Joke:Your mama's so fat, whenever she farts, we enter nuclear winter.
  
• Joke:Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
  
• Joke:Yo mama's so stupid, when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.
  
• Joke:Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
  
• Joke:Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
  
• Joke:Yo' mama's so fat, that when she went on a diet, KFC went out of business.
  
• Joke:Yo' Mama so ugly, even Rice Krispies wont even talk to her!
  
• Joke:Yo mama's so fat, she tripped over Kmart, stumbled over Wal-Mart, and fell on Target.
  
• Joke:Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to bury a gopher.
  
• Joke:Yo Mama's so nasty, she put on Secret and it told on her!
  
• Joke:Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up into the air and got stuck.
  
• Joke:Your mama's so fat she sweats Crisco.
  
• Joke:Your mama's nickname is Computer - she's everyone's laptop.
  
• Joke:Yo mama's so fat, she fell in line and caused an earthquake.
  
• Joke:Yo mamma is so ugly that roches say "Hi Mom!"
• Joke:Yo mama is so fat, she can't even jump to conclusions!
  
• Joke:Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
  
• Joke:Yo mama is so fat she hurt her ankle when she jumped of the toilet seat.
  
• Joke:Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slowed down when they saw her smile.
  
• Joke:Yo mama is so fat, we are actually inside her right now.
  
• Joke:Yo mama is so fat, she was baptized in Sea World.
  

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Miscellaneous

• Joke:A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
  
• Joke:Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
  
• Joke:Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.
  
• Joke:Q: How do you shoot a red elephant? A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue,& then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
  
• Joke:Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? A: First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top, then you take it out in the jungle where the pink elephant will find it, and you wait. Eventually the elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the raisins and throws the cake away. Then you go home and bake another cake and put 2 raisins on top, take it out in the jungle where the elephant will find it. The elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the raisins and throws the cake away. You go home and bake another cake, and put only one raisin on it. Then you trek back into thejungle and put the cake where the pink elephant will find it. The elephantcomes along eats the raisin,and throws that cake away. Now you go home and bake another cake, but (here's the sneaky part) you don't put any raisins on it. You take it out into the jungle where the elephant will find it andlie in wait. The pink elephant comes along and finds the cake, he gets SO mad that there aren't any raisins on it, he turns red, then you jump on him, strangle him until he turns blue ... And you shoot him with a BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!!
  
• Joke:Could some Chinese food be so spicy that it'll Szechwan fire?
  
• Joke:If what goes up must come down, why is it so hard to lose weight?
  
• Joke:Why must you hit you 'Start' button to 'shut off' your computer?
  
• Joke:Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?
  
• Joke:It's always difficult to bring sad news, but I thought you should know: Today, there was a great loss in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible was that they had trouble keeping his body in the casket. They'd put his left leg in and... well, you know the rest.
  
• Joke:What did the you get on SAT's John? Drool.
  
• Joke:You're ugly.(from Gus to you)
  
• Joke:There was one blonde on one side of a river, and another on the other side. So the first blonde said "How do you get to the other side?" and the second blonde said "You already are on the other side!"
  
• Joke:What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  
• Joke:Two blondes were on a rooftop fixing their roof. A big hurricane came over them, and blew their ladder down. The first blonde said, "I have an idea, how about you go jump down from the roof and put the ladder up for me!". The second blonde immediately rejected the offer and said "no way! I ain't that stupid!". So the first blonde made another suggestion. "Why don't I just shine this flashlight down there, and you'll climb down that beam of light!". The second blonde immediately rejected the idea and said, "I'm not that stupid, i'll be halfway down, and you'll turn the flashlight off!"
  
• Joke:Hmm, there is the bronze age, stone age. What else? Ah yes. The saus(age)
  
• Joke:These two women were arguing over whose dog was smarter. The first one said "my dog is way smarter! it picks up the newspaper and brings it right to me!". The second woman said "i know." in a calm voice. The first woman said "how do you know?". The second woman said "My dog told me."
  

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Knock Knock Jokes

• Joke:Knock Knock.
  Who's there?
  Little old lady.
  Little old lady who?
  Whoa, I didn't know you could yodel!
  
  
  
• Joke:Knock Knock.
  Who's there?
  Tank
  Tank who?
  Thank you!
  
• Joke:Knock knock.
  Who's there?
  Canary.
  Canary who?
  Can Ari come out and play?
  
• Joke:Knock knock.
  Who's there?
  Genoa
  Genoa who?
  Genoa any better jokes?
  
• Joke:Knock knock.
  Who's there?
  Nunya
  Nunya who?
  Nunya business!
  
• Joke:Knock knock.
  Who's there?
  Tail
  Tail who?
  Tail all your friends this joke!
  
• Joke:Knock knock.
  Who's there?
  Cow interrupting
  Cow interru-
  mooo!!
  
• Joke:Knock knock.
  Who's there?
  pea
  pea who?
  pea you, you smell!
  
• Joke:Knock knock.
  Who's there?
  cash
  cash who?
  You're nuts!
  
• Joke:Knock knock.
  Who's there?
  Peek ash
  Peek ash who?
  Pikachu, I choose you!
  
• Joke:Knock knock.
  Who's there?
  Midas
  Midas who?
  Midas well let me in!
  
• Joke:Knock knock.
  Who's there?
  Avenue
  Avenue who?
  Avenue heard this joke before?
  

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hahahaha! Gosh this was funny!